The Little Mermaid 2
Coming soon...The heart warming tale of a mermaid who wasn't as pretty as all the other mermaids.
All she wanted in life was to be loved. :(
Finally, a blind sailor met her one day while harpooning for whales and fell in love with her fish smell.
The sailor eventually asks her to marry him and come live up on the surface with him.
So the little mermaid ends up going up there and dies because, y'know, she totally has the wrong respiratory parts.
Coming September 2006
posted by meowza @ 10:42 PM
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